stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for. 

iamtheprofessor:

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,

“Listen here you little shit”

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

dredsina:

ok time for bed i will dismantle the patriarchy tomorrow

projects at the end of the school year

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

• how to prepare for exams: cry

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers